For Wiakps

You've been a great friend
You've been here for me
Through thick and thin
And despite the times you
Heckle me and antagonize me
I find myself smiling as I
Thank the Good Lord Above
For a friend like you

For Wiakps
Hey man you're my friend
Yer me shipmate an' like
A brother t'me ya hear that
Wiakps? You're me amigo
For Wiakps

I sit here and run a hand
Over my stubbly unshaven face
And I smile and laugh 'cos
You and the others are here
For me in the times where alls
I wanna do is just hide in my
Secret hidin' place

For Wiakps
Hey man you're my friend
Yer me shipmate an' like
A brother t'me ya hear that
Wiakps? You're me amigo
For Wiakps

And now you're feelin' blue
And I wish that I and everyone
Else was there beside you
'cos you're our friend and
We care 'bout yas ya loon

For Wiakps
Hey man you're my friend
Yer me shipmate an' like
A brother t'me ya hear that
Wiakps? You're me amigo
For Wiakps

You've been a comfort to
An old man whose felt
As if he's lost and adrift
In a sea of despair at times
And I have ta wonder
Just why you think so poorly
Of yourself since you never
Committed no crimes

For Wiakps
Hey man you're my friend
Yer me shipmate an' like
A brother t'me ya hear that
Wiakps? You're me amigo
For Wiakps

As I sit here I hope that you
Will smile once more because
You're my friend and you should
Be happy about yourself 'cos
You have a great girlfriend and
Caring friends who would
And will come to you're aid

For Wiakps
Hey man you're my friend
Yer me shipmate an' like
A brother t'me ya hear that
Wiakps? You're me amigo
For Wiakps

Hear me now sonny jim
You're my friend
You're my comrade
Despite the fact that you
Have hooves and I have hands

Although...in this light
You look more like dinner
To me rather then a friend

I'm smirking now
'cos we both know
That I'm kidding about
That my friend so
Here I stand beside you

For Wiakps
Hey man you're my friend
Yer me shipmate an' like
A brother t'me ya hear that
Wiakps? You're me amigo
For Wiakps

I'd give you a high-five but
You've tied me to a chandelier
And while yer safe from me
For the moment I'll be back
Ta get ya mr

Warthog
In
A
Queen
Parrot
Suit

Or is that mrs? Lol
You probably would look
Good in a dress lol mr

Warthog
In
A
King
Prawn
Suit

Take cares and
Thanks for everything
My friend